
I just watched a 2 hour documentery on Penguins because i didn’t bother to get up and get the remote from the other side of the room.
I clearly i have a problem but on the bright side, if for some odd reason i needed to take a test on Penguins, i now know enough to pass..

C’mereeee theeennnn. Okay so I kind of gave up and now I’m sitting on the couch though. But I make amazing tea! Come onnn, my tea is usually the besttt. I just leave the water on too long and then I sort of forget about it.. HMMM. You’re kinda pushy though, you know that? You might be cute…
Hmm fine. You are going to help me clean everything up though right? It’d be the nice thing to do since this is the mess you made, mhm. Yeah your tea’s pretty good to be honest but we all know mines even better, you can admit it too. Just a little but you like it just as much i like how sassy you are, so it all works out in the end. Still in denial then..
You, hm? I guess we dooo live in the same apartment and all that, so. Where are you when I need ya then, huh?! I’ve been trying to make tea out here for like the past hour, I caaan’t get the stove to work, there’s water on the floor and now I’m just standing her staring at it all.. Help..
You already know if you needed me all you would have to do is ask and i’d be there, Lou. Okay well first of all mate, don’t touch anything. Just do me a favor and don’t, wait for me to get there. Don’t need to risk you getting hurt or breaking anything because that would be far from good. I’ll just teach you how to make a cup of tea alright? Just try to pay attention i mean, i know my face can be a distraction since you find me cute and all but i know you can do it, aha.

Shhhh. M’going to just make other people make my tea from now on..
Probably should. You could have just asked me, you know. Would’ve saved you from almost burning yourself and causing me to have to basically run to the kitchen to help you stop from the water getting everywhere.

I just burned my tea, I mean, I think I did. Like, the water is boiling everywhere.
The sad thing is this isn’t even the first time you’ve done this..

That sounds good to me Zaynie boy. Can’t wait! It’ll be so fun. Also, how’s Harry’s crotch? I heard a girl threw her shoes and one hit is little Harry.
It’s all sorted then, makes two of us. Ah yeah he really did get a good hit right in the Harry Jr. and fell in a pretty dramatic way that freaked us all out but yeah, everything’s all good now. I don’t even get why someone would do that though, some fans i guess..